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My Road Rage is Gone………………….

My Road Rage Is Gone
I no longer have problems with road rage.
You may not have known I had issues with road rage.
However, since I picked up my new bike,
people no longer seem to annoy me any more.
Maybe I have mellowed.
Just wanted to let you know I’m over all of that now.
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Life is a gift, Freedom is a responsibility. unknown
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions.  – Gilbert Keith Chesterton

 

 

Just for fun…Laughter is the BEST MEDICINE!!


23 Adult truths…great read.

 

1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font..

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do 

      anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page

      technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller

      Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or

      understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

      Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and

      Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in

      about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That

       means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.



Ladies…..Quit Laughing……………..

 

 

 

 

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77 Warning ON CELL PHONE—good to know

 

YOU MUST KNOW #77

 


I knew about the red light on cars,

 

But not the #77

 

It was about 1:00 pm in the afternoon, and a gal was driving to visit a friend when an UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on.

 

She had always been taught to never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

 


 

 

So the gal promptly called #77on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the
dispatcher that there was an  unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her….. The dispatcher checked to see if there
were police cars where she was and there weren’t, he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.

 


 

 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went

 

to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted
rapist and wanted for other crimes.

 


 

 

I never knew about the  #77 Cell Phone Feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should

 

not pull over for an unmarked car.  Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a safe

 

quiet place.  You obviously need to make some signals that you acknowledge them, i.e.. put on your

 

hazard lights & call #77 .
 

 

Too bad the cell phone companies don’t generally give you this little bit of wonderful information.

 


 

 

Snopes confirmed that #77 was a direct link to State trooper info. in all 50 states. 
So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about #77.

 


 

 

Send this to every woman (and

person) you know; it may save a life.

Way People Head South For The Winter………..true……………realy……..

How well I remember living in Illinois, but…left there many, many years ago to Beautiful Sunny California!!!!

Why People Go South In Winter

DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR?

IN CASE YOU FORGOT!


~Why People Go South In Winter ~

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