Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, cute
men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under FICTION.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you
walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with
short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “I remember these”.