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Indian Wanting Coffee…..

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee……
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says “Whoa!
We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for position in American government caucus:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave shit for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day.”

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5 responses

  1. jennyozzy

    have a great easter xxjen

    April 18, 2011 at 11:00 AM

  2. Thanks Ed, it’s really good to be back, i’ve grown to like it here, and missed it and my friends. Hope you’re having a great weekend.

    Big hug, Nikki

    April 17, 2011 at 3:39 PM

  3. jennyozzy

    hi funny that happens here too have a great weekend xxjen

    April 14, 2011 at 5:29 PM

  4. Hi Ed,
    I got your message, thanks for getting in touch. I’ll be re-opening my site soon, I haven’t yet decided whether to keep it private and add friends who can have access, or to go public again. But either way I’ll be back soon, I definitly didn’t forget you.
    Nikki

    April 14, 2011 at 9:15 AM

  5. Houdy Skiper, in Brazil “white man do the same”…LOL. Good one!

    April 13, 2011 at 4:12 PM

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