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CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK

CATHOLIC  HEART  ATTACK

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery.

 

 He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital ..

As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, ‘Do you have health insurance?’


He replied in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’The nun asked, ‘Do you have money in the bank?


He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

 

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’

 He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,

 ‘Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.’

The patient replied, ‘Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’

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3 responses

  1. Too funny! I’ll have to pass that on to some of my Catholic friends.

    May 8, 2011 at 6:04 PM

  2. jennyozzy

    thats really funny have a lovely weekend liked visitting here xxjen

    May 7, 2011 at 2:54 PM

  3. Howdy my friend, thanks for the laughs!
    Have a fantastic weekend!
    Augusto

    May 6, 2011 at 4:25 PM

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