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This willl bring a smile to your face……………..

“This willl bring a smile to your face”

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

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No kidding, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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Now that’s taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

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No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

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See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

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Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

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They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

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He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

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That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

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Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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That’ll teach’m to be dropouts!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Did I read that right?
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Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! 

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10 responses

  1. Thank you Tracey for your visit and I hope it did make you, even it it was for a second, smile and forget all the troubles that you may be having at this time. A smile never hurts, and is one of the easiest thing to do…….
    Ed

    November 19, 2011 at 2:56 PM

  2. Alot of funny ones…indeed! Hilarious Ed.

    November 19, 2011 at 5:59 AM

  3. Thank you Tricia and natswans for your nice comments. I so believe that we all feel better when you have something to laugh at or is you do something stupid, laugh at yourself…….. helps. All ways smile when you can, keeps people guessing what it is you know and they don’t!… lol.

    November 16, 2011 at 11:21 AM

  4. Good morning Ed happy Wednesday other words Hump day , your right a laugh a day makes you feel great ,you made me laugh

    Angel Hugs and Blessings

    Tricia !

    November 16, 2011 at 9:40 AM

  5. Now this is funny keep us laughing you made our day with some laughs Humor good for the soul Hi Ed happy Wednesday hump day angel hugs sweet friend be back soon..

    Hugs Tricia !

    November 16, 2011 at 9:35 AM

  6. LOL good ti have a Laugh Ed 🙂

    November 15, 2011 at 8:39 AM

  7. Thank you Beth & Miss Demure, I’m so glad it brought a smile on your faces….. that is something we all must do everyday…. smile, laugh… life is short.

    November 14, 2011 at 8:25 PM

  8. I have to keep my comment brief. Your background is giving my computer a heart attack. Just wanted to say, you did it. You made be laugh.

    November 14, 2011 at 5:42 PM

  9. LOL!!!

    November 14, 2011 at 5:36 PM

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