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Christmas Humor…………..

A man calls his son the day before Christmas and says,” I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell he…r.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this,” She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says,”they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own way!!

12 responses

  1. That was a great Laugh Ed , Humor good for the soul happy holidays season Ed and a great weekend coming

    Hugs Tricia !

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    December 8, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    • Hi Tricia, thank you for the nice comment…… I love the Holidays, as you can see… lol. It’s almost time for Christmas, than comes the New Year-2012. It never stops. Yes, I like to be more on the smiling side….. makes life a lot easier. Shoot, everybody has bad and good days, but I try to keep the bad days to myself…. I really don’t think anybody cares anyway…. lol.
      Hugs Ed

      December 8, 2011 at 4:12 PM

  2. hihihihihihi..tht was a good catch.. didn’t realise! Yeah but really it is unbelieveable tht sometimes one has all the time in the world when not so nice things occur 🙂

    Fun posting Ed.
    Take care, Traceyx

    December 2, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    • Thank you Tracey for your nice comment.

      December 2, 2011 at 1:25 PM

  3. Hello Ed ..came by to thank you for calling by…
    I can picture how it seems like with this christmas humor.
    Have a good day Ed and take care~

    November 29, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    • Thank you Ranny, I’m so glad you came by for a little Christmas humor….. with all the rush, rush these days, it’s so nice to just stop, smile & laugh a little…. have a great week.

      November 29, 2011 at 8:55 PM

  4. YAY great love this Ed have a lovely week. Sheila 🙂

    November 29, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    • Thank you Sheila, and you also have a wonderful week……thanks for your comment.

      November 29, 2011 at 12:14 PM

  5. Love it!!!!! PMSL!!!

    God Bless!


    November 28, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    • “Love it!!!!! PMSL!!!”………… LOL, thanks for commenting prenin, you have a good week.

      November 29, 2011 at 12:16 PM

  6. WooHoo! Loved this one. You have to be a parent of grown children to really appreciate this.

    November 28, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    • Glad you liked it, I know I did…… lol. You have a good week Beth…. no snow yet!!! lol.

      November 29, 2011 at 12:17 PM

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