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MALE V FEMALE AT THE ATM……………………

MALE V FEMALE AT THE ATM

  A new sign in the Bank reads:

‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM

  machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving

  their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the

 procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures

  have been developed.

Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.’


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MALE PROCEDURE:

1… Drive up to the ATM.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and
     withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth.!!)

1. Drive up to ATM machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window

     with the machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate

     card.

5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its

     excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

        inside back page.

11. Enter PIN .


12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to ATM machine.

21. Retrieve card.


22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the

       slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for  2 miles .

27. Release Hand Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND

TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT……………

Ed

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6 responses

  1. aaah Ed, I don’t carry a handbag and I never forget the handbreak lol..
    Fun posting!

    April 22, 2012 at 2:01 AM

  2. LOL
    Good ONE ED
    Sheila blessings my friend.

    April 21, 2012 at 6:13 AM

  3. That´s great Ed…lol…
    Augusto

    April 17, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    • Thank you Augusto for the nice comment….. have a great day my friend.
      Ed

      April 19, 2012 at 8:32 PM

  4. That is exactly the reason I don’t have an ATM card. LOL

    April 16, 2012 at 7:15 AM

    • LOL, and that is my reason also…..
      Ed

      April 16, 2012 at 1:00 PM

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