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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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No kidding, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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That’ll teach’m to be dropouts!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Did I read that right?
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Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

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6 responses

  1. Nice one Ed! 🙂

    I got this a couple of times in my email and always sent it on – it’s too good not to!!! 🙂

    God Bless my friend!

    Prenin.

    May 29, 2012 at 5:39 PM

    • Thank you Prenin….. just a little laugh for a day is good medicine! …. lol
      Ed

      May 29, 2012 at 10:39 PM

  2. augusto Machado

    Howdy Ed, that´s great,..LMAO… Thanks buddy!!!

    May 29, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    • Hi Augusto, thanks for your nice comment… we all need some little laughs to keep our chins up…. lol.
      Ed

      May 29, 2012 at 10:41 PM

  3. Deb

    Hi Ed, Thanks for the big smiles, laughs and chuckles this morning!…great way to start my day! Hope your day is going well and the rest is great!
    Hugs xx

    May 29, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    • Hi Deb, yes, it is a great way to start any day….. laughter is good medicine. Thanks for your nice comments.
      Ed

      May 29, 2012 at 10:42 PM

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