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Two elderly gentlemen………..

Two  elderly gentlemen from  a retirement center were sitting
on  a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim,  I’m
83  years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my  age.
How  do you feel?’

Slim  says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really!?  Like a newborn baby!?’
‘Yep.  No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my  pants.’

11 responses

  1. augusto Machado

    Thanks for the laughs Ed. Great joke!!!

    May 31, 2012 at 8:07 PM

    • Glad it made you have a laugh! Best medicine in the world….

      June 1, 2012 at 10:14 PM

  2. LOL good one ED it’s 4pm and it’s clouding over here in Cornwall. Been kind of busy in the garden hope your day is a good one.

    May 31, 2012 at 10:12 AM

    • Thank you Sheila for your nice comment… as for the weather, it’s raining here and the temp has dropped from the 80’s, 90’s to the 50’s right now… what a change… lol

      May 31, 2012 at 4:25 PM

  3. Deb

    Morning Ed! Well it’s early morning here. That was a funny joke…it started my day out with a laugh..thanks for that!
    Hope you have a great day, and give the dogs a treat from me.
    Hugs xx

    May 31, 2012 at 6:25 AM

    • Hi Deb, thanks for your nice comment and yes, raining here also…. and yes, the dogs will receive a treat from you….. lol.

      May 31, 2012 at 4:26 PM

  4. [‘Due to licensing restrictions, some or all tracks may be unavailable for playback in your country’ ~ so we gotta go to YouTube to see if we kin hear some of these old gold ‘oldies but goodies’ you provided ~ ‘Free Trade Agreements’ my ass! Spit in our face n call it rain!]

    May 31, 2012 at 4:15 AM

  5. Yup…like a newborn! Good one! Tanx! Gittin old ain’t fer kids!

    May 31, 2012 at 4:07 AM

    • Ya should maybe check out ‘Sergio Mendez & the Brazil 66’ too! Thanks fer sharin Skipper! At least we git a YouTube edition of A Taste of Honey, ‘Honey’ [though it jes sounds like an elevator edition]!!

      May 31, 2012 at 4:21 AM

    • No, not for kids, shoot, I don’t like it either… lol.

      May 31, 2012 at 4:28 PM

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