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old people…gotta love em…………..

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.

After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”

The old man replied, “It’s fart football… I just scored.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”

Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”

The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”

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17 responses

  1. I wish sunny, nice weekend!

    September 1, 2012 at 3:53 AM

  2. lol…I’m in stitches here Ed 🙂 Good one!
    Well for quite a while the weather here was pretty good but now the old rain is back..I would love to send it over your way of course as I know you could do with alot of it.
    Thanks for your visits Ed..hope all is well with you. Sorting out your music dig okay..?
    All is well with that.
    Have a smashing weekend you
    hugs xx

    August 25, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    • Sorry about getting back so late, my computer is on its last leg I think… slow is the new word…. lol.
      Ed
      PS….hope your weekend was good for you also…

      August 27, 2012 at 10:56 AM

  3. haha i needed a joke Tx for sharing Dont try this out at home lol

    August 23, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    • LOL, thank you for your nice comment & visit….
      Ed

      August 23, 2012 at 9:46 PM

  4. augusto Machado

    Great one Skipper…lol….
    Augusto

    August 21, 2012 at 9:21 AM

  5. Danke für den Besuch.
    Gruß, Wolfgang

    August 21, 2012 at 1:29 AM

  6. Hello, a good week.
    Greeting, Wolfgang

    August 20, 2012 at 5:15 AM

    • Thank you wolfgang, and you also have a good week. Thanks for the visit.
      Ed

      August 20, 2012 at 5:23 PM

  7. Oh yeah + , ‘AND DA SHEETS!’

    August 19, 2012 at 8:21 PM

  8. Jest horrible – shame on you!

    August 19, 2012 at 12:57 AM

    • LOL, yea, I know…… but I could not control myself…. lol. Thanks for your comment and visit Mike.
      Ed

      August 19, 2012 at 5:29 PM

      • So now we are already startin da quip, “Halftime, change sides”
        We giggle but we are ashamed of ourselves!
        Tanx alot Skip! 8-|

        August 19, 2012 at 8:19 PM

  9. This is a new one for me. LOL!!

    August 18, 2012 at 9:31 PM

    • Thanks Beth, a new one for me also…. lol.
      Ed

      August 18, 2012 at 9:54 PM

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