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Classmates!!

 

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD?
 
WELL .. . . YOU’LL LOVE THIS……..
 
 
MY NAME IS MARY , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
 
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
 
 
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
 
 
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
 
 
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
 
YES. YES, I DID. I’M A MUSTANG,’ HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
 
 
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?’ I ASKED.
 
 
HE ANSWERED, ‘IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?’
 
 
YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!’, I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
 
 
THEN, THAT UGLY,
     
OLD,
     
BALDING,
     
WRINKLED FACED,
     
FAT-ASSED,
     
GRAY-HAIRED,
   
DECREPIT,
 
MISERABLE,
   
SON-OF-A-BITCH
   
ASKED…
 
“WHAT DID YOU TEACH” ?

 

 

 

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9 responses

  1. Hello! Have a nice new week

    April 29, 2013 at 2:06 PM

  2. Spring greetings from Poland. I invite you to watch of crocuses.
    http://marciento.wordpress.com/2013/04/15/finally-spring-crocuses-2/

    April 19, 2013 at 11:06 PM

    • Thanks Marko, they are beautiful…… thanks for sharing.
      Ed

      April 20, 2013 at 12:55 PM

  3. lol… very good Ed.
    Hope you had a lovely celebration on the Easter season.
    Have a great week, hugz xxx

    April 8, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    • Thank you Tracey, glad ;you like it and gave you a little bit of humor…..lol. My Easter was wonderful….. house full of my family and Grandkids….. what a day..lol. Hope you also had a wonderful Easter. Have a nice day and a better week! hugs to you……♥
      Ed

      April 10, 2013 at 1:50 PM

  4. Oh very good ED simply the best!
    Have a good day
    Hugs Sheila x

    April 4, 2013 at 4:00 AM

    • Thank you Sheila for your visit and nice comment…. and may you also have a good day and a better week!
      Ed

      April 10, 2013 at 1:44 PM

  5. Wow! Another bazingah! Your posts are the very best!

    April 3, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    • Thank you Mike for your visit and nice comment…..
      Ed

      April 10, 2013 at 1:43 PM

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