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The 2.99 Special………….

The 2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant
where the ‘seniors’ special’ was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns
and toast for $2.99.
‘Sounds good,’ my wife said.
‘But I don’t want the eggs..’

‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49
because you’re ordering a la carte,’
the waitress warned her.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for
not taking the eggs?’
my wife asked incredulously.

‘YES!’ stated the waitress..
‘I’ll take the special then,’ my wife said..

‘How do you want your eggs?’
the waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home
and baked a cake.

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4 responses

  1. LOL !

    November 21, 2013 at 10:40 AM

  2. That´s really funny, good idea to use the eggs to bake a cake..LOL…

    November 19, 2013 at 7:19 AM

  3. Ya got a great bride, huh?!!

    November 19, 2013 at 12:22 AM

  4. Smart woman! 🙂

    We have some real boneheads over here too!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

    November 19, 2013 at 12:05 AM

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