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Archive for February, 2017

Don’t let the cat out:

Don’t let the cat out

 

PLEASE…

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The Candy With the Little Hole :

The Candy With the Little Hole 

 

You have to love little kids.

 

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The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red………………..Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green………………Lime
Orange …………..Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue.

It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’         
One little girl looked up in horror,

spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my Gosh! They’re ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room! 

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INNTER PEACE: This sooooo True!

 

Inner  Peace: This is so true!

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you  can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and  boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every  day  and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved  ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and  blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension  without  medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If  you can sleep without the aid of  drugs,   

 

 

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                          Then  You Are  Probably:        

 

  

                           The  Family Dog                    

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